Some of these scenarios sound downright whacky, appropriately so for such a faithful Dungeons & Dragons romp. To see this content please enable targeting cookies. Although I do hope we can actually seduce a door in-game… for comedic purposes, promise. These brilliant videos are presumably taken from inside developer Larian’s recording booths, and I’m guessing the comedy on display is from off-script slip-ups and from banger lines that got cut from the final release. The above linked outtake and two others come courtesy of actor Amelia Tyler. Other personal highlights include “We live in horny jail, you can’t send us there,” and “I seduce the door… I’ve got splinters in places you do not wanna know about.” “That could be the tagline for the entire game: frantic bi energy.” Agreed. And now, the voice actor behind Baldur’s Gate 3’s narrator has posted several outtakes, giving us gems such as “I’m a bard, I can fuck my way through any problem.” Have a listen here. Of course, there’s the recently revealed hot villainess that had an entire corner of the internet making the same joke: “I can fix her.” There’s the fact that you can seduce a druid who’s in bear form - as in an actual bear, not the gay slang version of the word. Baldur’s Gate 3 is right around the corner - comes out tomorrow, August 3rd - and everything we’ve learned about the mammoth RPG makes it sounds like an awfully horny romp.
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